The people behind Emma’s Nylon Paradise are based in Spain, which is appropriate really as there’s something decidedly “offshore” about her luxurious appeal. It’s as though she’s saying “if you work hard enough, and don’t always play by the rules, then this is what you can get”.
Not that she’s encouraging you to be a naughty boy, of course. Even if you acquired that penthouse on the Costa by fair and legitimate means, the fact that you’ve acquired it speaks volumes about you. It’s only right that you should expect a glamour stockings model of the highest calibre, who will stroll around the villa in her stockings and high heels, ensuring that your champagne glass is always full. Relax, put your shades on, the old bill are still stuck in Blighty. Time to enjoy the lifestyle to which you aspired.
And even if the police did come sniffing round, I’m sure this teasing British babe would know exactly what to do…
